The Lights And Buzz.

Completely out of the blue -

AS: 'Wel j u back n c-town? x '
Me: No. Mondayyyy!
AS: 'You lookin fwrd to it? x'
Me: Yes! Cannot wait. New house is going to be fantastically lairey! Races tomorrow?
AS: 'Nope im n lpool 2nite, hope u enjoy ur full day of sex wit football C an any other guys u wer interested in.. 2 b fair u were never gna b gf material.'
Me: ...thanks?
AS: 'U wer caught out.'
Me: 'Caught out?!'
AS: 'Wit ur full day of sex wit f chris an the guy u wer n lovf wit n ur blog.. To b honest wer u ever gna b faithful wen u went back?'
..
AS: 'Il take that as a no then.'
Me: Was just reading my blog to see what the eff you were on about buddy.
AS: 'Buddy!! Come on now... Lol look u know i was startn to like u an that was gna b my dwnfall, a gurl u are gf ur not haha '
Me: You fucked me off!
AS: 'Do u nt know why leah? U wer always gna play me'
Me: Not at all. I genuinely enjoyed your company. Anyway, what's done is done - have a good night! x
AS: 'U enjoyed my company? Lol thats wot id say to my granny! Neway dead on, enjoy your day of sex'
AS: 'Hes to nice for u haha'
Me: 'Up your dick!'
AS: 'Haha u know im never wrong j! Come visit b4 u go! K! aparently misses u! x'
..
AS: 'Mayb dnt.'
Me: What was that message for? I was just driving.
AS: 'Cs u dnt reply to my msg b4.'
Me: Because I was driving!
AS: 'Aftr al that drivin u never replyd 2 my msg.'

(This was all drafted as it happened - I just unfortunately forgot to post it/complete the rest of the conversation)

Anyway - transpired he wanted me to go round.
He called me at three-something a.m - and messaged me to go pick him up and stay over.

I didn't. Then silly me, after calling him drunkenly last night, and an apparent conversation, once again he's gone back to silence.
Eff him!
I did nothing wrong, for once!


Perhaps girls are from Venus, and boys really are from Mars?
Well, all I know is that we're definately not from the same kettle of fish!